La mia cucina

"Hello dear followers! Welcome again to my own little world. I know I have been a bit absent lately, I've been kind of busy trying to become a better cooker even if I am not a big fan of it, so I'll show you all a piece della mia cucina!" She said while holding the video-camera and recording the plates placed all over the table.

Penne with tuna and tomatoes (Ph. by Madelaine Bustamante)

Fusilli al forno con zucchine e ricotta (Ph. by Madelaine Bustamante)

Chicken Parmigiana (Ph. by Madelaine Bustamante)

Oh! This is why you cooked all this today. He said laughing and she stopped recording and looked at him with a grim face.

You notice you almost ruined my shot, don't you? She asked while turning off the video-camera and sitting down. Also, you talk like if I never cook... I've been cooking the whole week. She said and pouted. 

Come on, you know I am just teasing you. He said sitting down in the chair next to her and holding a fork to start eating the spaghetti. 

Alright then. I am always cooking delicious food for you, I just wanted to share it with my followers. She said smiling while winding around his left arm. 

Let's not exaggerate though. You don't cook every day. Also... why is there so much pasta? He asked surprised while looking the whole table.

I got a bit excited with the pasta section when I did the grocery shopping... She said hiding her face in his arm. Also, pasta is the easiest thing to prepare and pretty much my best plate. She said faking a big smile.

Then I asked myself how it comes the money disappear in this house. I forgot I have a magician here. He said between annoyed and funny.

I am a grocery shopping enchanted fairy! She said proudly letting go his arm and raising her left hand and arm.

That's nothing to be proud about. He said and laughed.

At least you eat well. You should be thankful with me instead, my followers would love to have a wife like me I am sure. She said arrogantly and held the fork.

Your followers don't know it took you around four years to prepare a simple pasta properly, they don't know you used to believe ketchup is tomato sauce, they don't know how many times you've forgotten to add salt to the food, they don't know how many times you've added way too much salt to the food, they don't know how many times you have to put the food in the oven or the pan again cause it's not fully cooked. Believe me, they don't know so many things. He said provoking her and smiled slyly.

You're too much. She said now truly sad, all playful trail disappear of her face and she started eating.

Come on, you know I am kidding. I couldn't be happier have experienced all this next to you. I wouldn't have liked anyone but me to live all this next to you. He said consoling her while hugging her and she sighed.

I love you. She said and hugged him tightly.

NOTE: All the meals have been cooked by me for real, just saying.

SECOND NOTE: Recently discovered that's not "real" parmigiana.